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Bj Demotivational Poster


BRAZILLIAN JIU JITSU - Why women should never learn it


TAGS: mma bjj
Rating: 2.22/5


OWNED - Nothing sucks more than being submitted by a girl in a jiu jitsu match


TAGS: bjj jiu jitsu
Rating: 2.68/5
Ugh - July 24, 2009, 2:54 am
only way YOU'D get some
BULLSHIT - June 26, 2009, 2:12 pm
he probably let her win with a triangle choke... i would


International Women's Day 3/18/16 -




Grappling -


TAGS: wrestling bjj mma
Rating: 2.2/5

More motifakes by eric

SlimSkeeter - July 19, 2008, 12:10 pm
looks like kirk noodled him to me (aka grabbling, graveling, hogging, dogging, tickling etc yes I have too much time on my hands)
poppy - May 22, 2008, 4:31 pm
As opposed to "grabbling" which is a redneck way to catch catfish


BJORK - She is furious she is no longer the biggest thing from Iceland to spout crap all over the UK and cause suffering to so many innocent people.


TAGS: bjork
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

Kung-Fu Devil - March 10, 2011, 2:39 pm
I know, but I don't need people reminding me!
thatonechick - March 10, 2011, 12:56 pm
You suck, KFD. :D
Kung-Fu Devil - March 10, 2011, 12:06 pm
Oh you have me there. I am wounded.
CruiserCrody - January 21, 2011, 4:02 pm
Too bad for you she is one of the most talented and respected people in music, causing the whole 'joke' to fall flat.
MustyK - April 22, 2010, 3:32 am
5 clever L's to you Mr Kung Fu. Well Gone.
Mr. Shiny - April 21, 2010, 5:25 pm
Love it!
Airman - April 21, 2010, 5:18 pm
very clever!!
Kung-Fu Devil - April 21, 2010, 4:15 pm
Cheers :)
Fatt Matt - April 21, 2010, 3:40 pm
*work
Fatt Matt - April 21, 2010, 3:39 pm
HAHAHA! fantastic! this latest batch today has been some of your best wrok KFD. keep it up +5


eye poke -


TAGS: bjj
Rating: 1.22/5

More motifakes by jj



SUBJECTIVE - Whether something is a "feel-good movie" is determined solely by what makes you feel good.




Vegan Joke #11 -




Aroogance -


TAGS: bjj nog
Rating: 2.06/5

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SIGMUND FREUD - Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar...




MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, NOW I UDDERSTAND HOW YOU GOT YOUR NAME.... -


TAGS: bovine bj
Rating: 4.11/5

More motifakes by culos

MO - March 8, 2010, 8:37 am
What's new Moooo? You sacrificing sleep to wade through Musty's latest and greatest?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2010, 8:34 am
i hope you didn't have to Google "bovine bj" to find this 5.
Sho - March 8, 2010, 7:33 am
Lmao


RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - Always watch your back!


TAGS: objects in the mirror distract
Rating: 3.69/5

More motifakes by panic8

rerun - November 12, 2010, 6:32 am

she is beautiful


perfection -


TAGS: bjj rickson gracie
Rating: 1.8/5

More motifakes by jj

Bob Chin - May 18, 2009, 12:41 pm
I'm 400-0! That was easy! What was difficult, was trying to figure out this poster.


Male or Female -


TAGS: common objects female male ph**ocopier last of the series hope you ve enjoyed them
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

Oldsod - January 15, 2014, 6:32 am
Who said anything about a gutter? She Who Must Be Obeyed was a cosmetologist for years. I know what you girls put in your hair.
MissPriss - January 14, 2014, 11:51 am
Sod glad to see your mind's still in the gutter (for a man of your um mature standing?)as well as I'm a**uming,other things? Glad you liked the series...wait and see what's next! But it'll probably be after dark material...teehee.
Oldsod - January 14, 2014, 7:10 am
1) Where do you come up with these? Brilliant! 2)Be glad Moo+ didn't go the way of cheap ones leaking toner...
MissPriss - January 14, 2014, 12:06 am
Why does that sound slightly ***ual? Thanks foe the vote Moo(?)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 13, 2014, 9:40 pm
And the cheap ones tend to get jammed a lot. 5L


Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu -




Fooled You This Time -


TAGS: remote control common objects female
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - January 10, 2014, 12:44 am
EH? Mr.Gary
MissPriss - January 10, 2014, 12:43 am
hard to get below the belt when you guys are stretched out on the sofa with your hand down the front of your pants.
MissPriss - January 10, 2014, 12:38 am
Which "female" are you talking about Greeny?
GaryO - January 9, 2014, 8:45 pm
Heh, Greeny
Greeny - January 9, 2014, 8:25 pm
You forgot how low it sinks in the couch
rerun - January 9, 2014, 7:41 pm

d***, hitting below the belt there (hopefully not literally)


MODERN ART -




THANKS, SEAN!!! - I always wondered where canadian bacon came from.




NEED WORK - Good with children, trustworthy, excellent references


TAGS: gang work wuemployment bjorn soolsma remax results realtor
Rating: 2.4/5

More motifakes by Xopster

5150monkeylove - November 6, 2010, 9:43 pm
despite his right cheek, he is not a relative
CANADA - December 8, 2009, 4:42 pm
this one?
TheTrashHeap - December 3, 2009, 5:43 pm
LOL at Moooooooooo+, YES at Aggie, Shaved it off just before the pic was taken at MrRandom.
WTFO - December 3, 2009, 12:48 am
Mr. R, I've always referred to them as molestaches.
WTFO - December 3, 2009, 12:47 am
So Aggy. Was that your first ban? Did you get to pop your cherry today?
MrRandom - December 3, 2009, 12:47 am
Its just missing the p*** mustache.
WTFO - December 3, 2009, 12:46 am
More so than me and that's saying somthin. Not to mention, the avatar. I'm personnally not a fan of posting my pic anywhere on the web. But, if you're gonna do it, you should pick one that doesn't make you look like a p********.
agdaniele - December 3, 2009, 12:26 am
Wee-bit high strung, eh?
WTFO - December 3, 2009, 12:19 am
I think this motifake greenhorn just may have topped every "ugly American" you've come across, TTH. Goes to show that hostile idiots exist in every country (even Canada, bud). I've been in ****ty moods before, but d*** this guy makes me look laid-back.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 2, 2009, 8:27 pm
See my what? Oh.... I'm charging for that now.
TheTrashHeap - December 2, 2009, 6:35 pm
BTW being a ***k is ok only if you are funny. For examples see Mooooooooooooooooo+
TheTrashHeap - December 2, 2009, 6:34 pm
I think the word you want is CLIQUE Xopster/Jaboogie/Timmy whatever you want to call yourself.
TheTrashHeap - December 2, 2009, 5:39 pm
like I said he hasn't really figured out how the site works yet. He's from B.C Canada so no worries.
rerun - December 2, 2009, 12:34 pm

Jaboogiexopester is not even a registered user. Guess he didn't like his ph**ograph posted here as a need help request. Somewhere a bridge has lost its begger
spacedog - December 2, 2009, 12:16 pm
Actually, Xopster, it's a fun site and has a good community of regular contributors. We use the occasional cliche, but mostly try to write original stuff. Keep making posters and check out the top creators and hall of fame.
Jaboogie - December 2, 2009, 11:54 am
Seems to be a major cliche here. Such artistry and sophistication, you are all so superor to X
Jmac0585 - December 2, 2009, 11:32 am
If we're lucky, he's a Frenchy, and has his very own white flag, carried in his wallet, where his condom should be.
CANADA - December 2, 2009, 3:24 am
maybe you should just make your white flag now
CANADA - December 2, 2009, 3:24 am
This guy must be from Quebec!
CANADA - December 2, 2009, 3:23 am
Another internet tough guy
agdaniele - December 2, 2009, 3:22 am
Awwwww.... let me see if I can be your Ambien...
Xopster - December 2, 2009, 3:21 am
Tough day at the Mcdonalds Drive thru?
CANADA - December 2, 2009, 3:21 am
I'm in a ****ty mood and this guy is pissing me off where i come to cool off
agdaniele - December 2, 2009, 3:20 am
So, can we expect trade thoughts rationally whilst traveling on this road?
Xopster - December 2, 2009, 3:20 am
Bed time...over and out.
agdaniele - December 2, 2009, 3:19 am
Now, now Canada... I'm handing out an early, and quite generous olive oil branch.
Xopster - December 2, 2009, 3:18 am
Xenophobe eh? I just fear pirates and retaliate when picked on
CANADA - December 2, 2009, 3:18 am
tell me where! ill drive down there and kick your a**!
Xopster - December 2, 2009, 3:17 am
you are a moron we are probably in the same Province
agdaniele - December 2, 2009, 3:17 am
Xenophobe... I am asking you to lighten up, and try to get along here... for the duration of your stay. I find it hard to believe that you came here just to be combative.
CANADA - December 2, 2009, 3:16 am
Lock out his whole area! block his whole state!lol
Xopster - December 2, 2009, 3:16 am
Warn me ooooooh I didnt realize! I am warned! Rrrrrrrr! avast ye Canuck, you must cheer for the Leafs which would be consistent with yoru dimness of wit
CANADA - December 2, 2009, 3:14 am
What a f***ing retard! he is trying to warn you
Xopster - December 2, 2009, 3:14 am
You better get back to the lab and work some more on that Cancer cure
agdaniele - December 2, 2009, 3:14 am
Hey there, Canada!!! Welcome!!! How can I? He will just come back under another name and email address.... despite what his posters indicate, I think he may be smart! Must not be his first time being banned from a site. Hard to believe.
Xopster - December 2, 2009, 3:13 am
Is it International Talk Like a Pirate Day again?
agdaniele - December 2, 2009, 3:12 am
now proceed at your own risk... these be the last friendly words ye'll hear.. you may not survive to pass this way again....
CANADA - December 2, 2009, 3:09 am
COME ON AGGY!! KICK HIS a**!
agdaniele - December 2, 2009, 3:08 am
Ye come seekin' adventure with salty old motifakers, eh? Sure you've come to the proper place. But keep a civil tongue mate, and hold on tight. With both hands, if you please. Thar be rules here, and the ban hammer waiting for them what don't obey.
Xopster - December 2, 2009, 3:03 am
Phuk off! LOL you think this is something special here? My gawd I am playing with this for a couple of days till i move on to something better. Dont flatter yourself into thinking you are curing cancer here or something important LOL
agdaniele - December 2, 2009, 3:02 am
Way to make a good first impression. Nobody is going to be impressed with your persistence... be nice, listen, learn. We're only as bad as you make us here. Sort of like walking into a new pub, and acting like an a$$ immediately. Doesn't go over well.
agdaniele - December 2, 2009, 2:59 am
Atta girl. Show us your metal!
Xopster - December 2, 2009, 2:57 am
i repeat I dont care what you think. ban me and I will just post under a different pseudo and email. Have a nice day
agdaniele - December 2, 2009, 2:49 am
Cool your jets, turbo.
Xopster - December 2, 2009, 2:44 am
I really dont give a **** what you guys think. if you cant figure out what Im doing with key words and names suck it hard
Sean - December 1, 2009, 10:22 pm
WANNABE You're doing it wrong. (as per spacedog's observation, of course)
spacedog - December 1, 2009, 10:05 pm
So the white supremacist appears to have colored in almost all of his skin? Bizarre.
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 9:40 pm
A New Hope?
agdaniele - December 1, 2009, 9:36 pm
I can only hope.
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 9:35 pm
Hes going to turn into a stavro or a timmy
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 9:32 pm
I don't think he has quite figured out how the site works yet. I call this the "foot in mouth" stage.
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 8:45 pm
Why do you comment on all of your posters with something like, "thats hilarious?" Thats up for us to decide
Xopster - December 1, 2009, 8:16 pm
thats hillarious, it looks like Bjorn Soolsma


ninjitsu -


TAGS: mma bjj
Rating: 1.82/5


Eye Poke -




OBJECTIVISM -




INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION -


TAGS: vt terminal velocity m mass of the falling object g acceleration due to gravity cd drag coefficient density of the fluid through which the object is falling and a projected area of the object
Rating: 3.05/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

Derek - November 30, 2009, 2:26 am
...with the small proviso that one has a particular type of vehicle


Children -


TAGS: children cult objects unhealthy george carlin enough is enough
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

Sho - September 6, 2013, 11:08 am
I guess some women really like going through labor and childbirth
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 5, 2013, 8:23 pm
Nice.
EmilioDumphque - September 5, 2013, 8:04 pm
"We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart." – H. L. Mencken


Male or Female -




Tic Toc -


TAGS: hourglass objects female weight time
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

JesusWept - January 8, 2014, 12:21 pm
LMAO!!
MissPriss - January 8, 2014, 12:08 pm
And you're lucky that's all he did young man! Good gawd youth today don't appreciate a little discipline!
JesusWept - January 8, 2014, 11:50 am
My dad? The old fart left me hanging....on a cross LOL
MissPriss - January 8, 2014, 11:41 am
Jesus...I always pictured you as more of the virginal type. I'm telling your dad what you said!
MissPriss - January 8, 2014, 11:39 am
Yeah, it's -40c...ah, it ain't gonna happen dude!
JesusWept - January 8, 2014, 9:31 am
The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin' :D
Silverheart - January 8, 2014, 6:45 am

As a Queen fan, I have to say... fat bottomed girls make the rockin world go round. Get on yer bikes and ride!


They see me rollin' -




Luxury -




Parked -




Paparazzi -




SUMMER JOBS - Volunteering your time and expertise truly enhances the experience


TAGS: spacedog right subject
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by Airman

whatukno - June 28, 2010, 2:31 pm
5L That was good LOL


Mao, Uggy, and Missy -


TAGS: touchy subject with a twist
Rating: 4.18/5

More motifakes by GaryO

GaryO - February 9, 2014, 11:25 am
Never heard of it, but I s’pose you could get prostate cancer from second hand smoke. Damm you, Linda Lovelace.
MissPriss - February 9, 2014, 11:09 am
Second hand smoke?
GaryO - February 9, 2014, 10:26 am
Well….note to self: do NOT try to turn heads after three sh**s…..four….maybe. The hat I can change, Uggy, but I think I broke yer face.
ughomer - February 9, 2014, 7:36 am
GaryO ~ I'd like to change hats with Maoworks. Mine looks silly compared to his!


eagle claw -


TAGS: claw kungfu ma mma bjj
Rating: 2.27/5

More motifakes by tom

mitcut - April 3, 2008, 11:44 am
this guys f'n PSYCHO!
Hans - March 9, 2008, 1:26 am
g**dar, it is engaged.


ownage -


TAGS: bjj
Rating: 1.67/5

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Liposuction -


TAGS: bjj
Rating: 1.55/5

More motifakes by bjjkid

wookie - February 8, 2008, 4:46 pm
Fat MMA fighters, ugh
wookie - February 8, 2008, 4:42 pm
Fat MMA fighters, ugh


Aspiration -


TAGS: goals objectives rewards success
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

mizzdizz - October 17, 2015, 7:54 pm
Excellent Greeny! 5L!


In The Yard Again -


TAGS: b***ons steak bj mindy dog house
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

concern3 - December 28, 2015, 3:25 am
GREED= Not being happy with one or the other. Definitely a 5er
GaryO - December 27, 2015, 10:38 pm
my happy place


Prejudice -




Sympathy -


TAGS: inanimate objects signs loneliness disturbing
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 7, 2016, 8:58 pm
Glad you like it.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 7, 2016, 8:58 pm
Exactly why I HATED working at night. The customers were creepy, but they come and go. It was the eerie coworkers who were there for the night, wondering through the store looking for the porthole to the reach the other side . . . Sorry, I've been scarred
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 7, 2016, 8:48 pm
So do I. XD
concern3 - November 3, 2016, 4:13 am
I hate when that happens, UP yours
mizzdizz - November 3, 2016, 12:38 am
LOL!!!! Makes you wonder what happens after hours, when the lights are low and everybody's gone for the night....!!!!! ^!


HIGH PERFORMANCE -


TAGS: vintage advertisement objectification poster humor
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

mizzdizz - November 16, 2014, 1:13 am
Life is soooo much funnier with a filthy mind!! TNX for this fabulous gem of an example of unintentional double entandre due to the semantical instability of language over time! This is great! Sharing this with friends!
Thedge - November 14, 2014, 1:08 pm
I really find this troubling. What, pray tell, is wrong with spit?
MissPriss - November 14, 2014, 10:40 am
Agreed! I use mine everywhere...and duct ***e for those objects that don't seem to stay still during the application.


Subjectivity -


TAGS: beauty ugliness unique subjective sophistication
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by Pushkin

mizzdizz - February 12, 2016, 7:41 am
That pic did cross my mind!!!!LOL!
Pushkin - February 11, 2016, 11:25 am
You're right. He looks like an emaciated Lion. I thought it was just a funny looking Cat.
Pushkin - February 11, 2016, 11:24 am
Very funny. But if you think that's cute, you should see him fly.
mizzdizz - February 11, 2016, 2:16 am
AWWWWWWW! Thanks! Its even a redhead! chuckle, chuckle
EmilioDumphque - February 11, 2016, 2:10 am
Lion face....with ears.
Reality Lord - February 10, 2016, 11:50 am

d*** cutest bat i have ever seen
Pushkin - February 10, 2016, 10:22 am
Thanks, mizzdizz. I knew you'd like it. This one's dedicated to you.
mizzdizz - February 10, 2016, 7:13 am
Those ears! So ugly its adorable! Great choice, Push! 5L!


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